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According to Jim · Season 1, Episode 1

Cheryl and Jim in “Pilot”

Cheryl

What are we gonna do about Ruby? I've been sitting outside her classroom for a week now.

Jim

I don't know, but honey, we got to do something 'cause I can't keep taking the kids to work with me. I mean, Kyle is screaming and crying all day and the little one...

Cheryl

Gracie.

Jim

Right. She keeps answering the phone: 'Hello I have a bagina. Sometimes she doesn't even say hello.

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