Talked to me about what?
All S1
S1Memento
Hm. This is uncomfortable one. I haven't even put the speculum in yet.
What? What could be more uncomfortable than a speculum?
Zack stopped by earlier and told me he was moving out of town.
What? [The doctor nods] Well that explains his behavior this morning, the half-written note. [Takes a gulp] And the panic attack I am about to have.
Whoa, take it easy. Just breathe, ok? Remember, child birth is lot more painful.
S1One Night Stand
So, the pregnancy books tell you all kinds of things to expect in the 1st trimester. You know, nausea, heartburn, bloaty gas.
Oh, is that a baby growing inside you or a burrito?
[Cutting her off] No, you spill things. You are a spiller. You have been spilling things ever since you got YooHoo on my tutu in our recital.
I was six. Oh my god, are you ever gonna let that go?
No. I don't know whether it has something to do with your inner ear or the tide, you even cause chain spilling. [Flashback to a party where Abby caused everybody to spill their drinks]
But my event.
Fine. [Turns, only to bump into Olivia, effectively spilling Olivia's drink] I am almost a 100% positive that we just had a tiny earthquake.
This is reality, so you know, I just have to be celibate for 5 years. In 5 years, I'll be 42. So, there's that. [sighs] I'll be 42 years old who hasn't had sex in 5 years, who has a child whose father is still in his 20's and has his life ahead of him. But then, even then, with all my mistakes piling around like empty pizza boxes from last night's depression feast, [points angrily towards Abby] I'll not give you that dress!
But you will think about it, right?
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