Saffy and Edina in “Unfinished Business”

It feels really tight!!

Edina

Of course it's tight. It's all that olive oil you've rubbed into your perineum, darling, isn't it? You've marinated it! It's good for a barbecue, not for birth! That's what you've done, darling.

I haven't been using it! Not since Patsy put a chili in it!!