Morris, there are great men and men of weight, and waiters who get to clean the grate. Go and clean the grate, Morris!
Oui, Monsieur.
MartinAh, that's more like it. You're much more fun when you're a complete bastard.
A character in Absolute Power
Played by John Bird
Absolute Power · 61 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Absolute Power: in 20 of its 61 quotes
Most scenes with: Charles Prentiss (12), Clive (2)
Morris, there are great men and men of weight, and waiters who get to clean the grate. Go and clean the grate, Morris!
Oui, Monsieur.
MartinAh, that's more like it. You're much more fun when you're a complete bastard.
MartinDoesn't time fly when you're cocking things up?
It has been something of a learning curve.
MartinA learning curve. Ah yes, you don't feel it's been more of an arrow pointing downwards, do you?
I think this calls for the Ethiopian strategy.
MartinWhich is?
If you're hungry, go on television and appeal.
MartinCharles, does it occur to you that Archie must have been promoted?
What?
MartinWell, somebody must have replaced their media supremo, whatever his name was...Alas-it's-a Shambles.
MartinCharles, Helena is costing us precisely ₤535.68 an hour before VAT. I think the least we can do is to pay attention!
Oh, I'm sorry, Helena. I didn't realise QCs needed people to listen in order for them to talk.
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