The Prime Minister was returning from a speaking engagement in the North last night, when he was confronted by a billboard. An enormous billboard, saying: "Don't make me come down there! – God"
Archie
Absolute Power · 61 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Absolute Power: in 6 of its 61 quotes
Most scenes with: Charles Prentiss (3)
Lines by Archie 2
Charles, this is the most secret secret in the history of secret secret secrets. It is for your eyes only, with your eyes closed.
Scenes with Archie 4
Are you sure this is safe?
Of course this is safe! This is a dinner to celebrate outstanding achievement by British tennis players. There's nobody here at all!
He's got his own gym in Number 10. He's always up there.
Except when he's clutching his chest and falling over.
What's this?
Well, there is a term of abuse which is sometimes applied to a person who's overweight.
I'm familiar with the term. I've just never seen one made out of actual lard before.
You know, it's one of the great regrets of my life that I was too young for Watergate.
Watergate was a monumental cock-up, Charles.
Only because I wasn't there.
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