What was that?
Nothing.
Did I see your last name on it?
It's a flier for my dad's landscaping company.
Aww. Uh, is that your brother?
No, I'm actually an only child, but apparently appearing to be a family business help: bring in customers.
That's... Sorry, so your... Your dad, he hired an actor to play his son instead of just asking you?
Yeah.
I think I'm confused.
You're not.
Well, he fine. Can I have your fake brother's real number? I'd like to climb that family tree.
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