We just have to wait till Thursday. That's when all these unfortunate events will be over and I go back to the real love of my life. We met at a support group for people who have escaped horrible partners. He got a telegram from J.S. too, but he couldn't be here. He's busy at his lumbermill.
Well, I have someone too. She also received a telegram, but couldn't make it either. She's in prison for bank robbery.
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