A.N.T. Farm · Season 1
Oh my gosh, Dad! Look at this place! Lockers instead of cubbies, Driver's Ed instead of kiddie bikes (Chyna bumps into a cute boy)
Him instead of... what was I talking about?
Dad, does she have to go to my high school? I mean, seriously, she's only 11.
It's not Chyna's fault that she's gifted anymore than it's your fault that you're.. not.
(later at the A.N.T. Farm)
Oh, great. Another A.N.T.!
Hey, what's with the name calling?
Uh, Paisley I am so, so, so sorry about your nose.
Aww, don't be. I'm hoping it's broken, so my mom will finally let me get a nose job.
I am not a freak, I'm a human being.
Oh, Cameron, that's so cute. Is this where you keep your dollies?
I don't have dollies. My dad threw them all away.
Yesterday was wear the same clothes that you're gonna wear tomorrow day.
See, that's the best thing I like about my job; same outfit everyday. I never even wash this thing.
Hey, Cameron! Wanna watch the game?
No. Every time we watch baseball, all you do is make me get food for you from the kitchen.
Well, that's a family tradition. I got food for my dad. You get food for me and one day your son'll get food for you. That is if you can trick a girl into marrying you.
You mean like you did?
Exactly. Another family tradition.
Do you have her number?
Yeah, it's 24601.
That's not enough digits for a phone number.
No, but, it's the right amount for a prison ID number... (Chyna's eyes widen at him) Yeah, she's in jail.
Excuse me for worrying. It's just you're my daughter. And I'm your father. And my wife is your mother. And your brother is my sister's nephew.
Dad, what are you talking about?
I don't know. I'm nervous.
Cameron, you have an amazing gift!
Yeah, but I found out my gift is also a curse. I just had a horrible vision...
Skidmore in a bikini?
(Shakes his head) No, much worse! Tomorrow, at half past noon, an asteroid will hit Earth, ending all life as we know it!
Well that's bad, but still not worse than Skidmore in a bikini.
It's an incredible honor to win this award. Especially given how many years Principal Skidmore had "Happy Birthday" sung to her. What is it, like, 75?
No.
80?
Sit down!
Wow, everyone has an award but you, even the lunch lady.
The show's not over yet.
The final award of the night goes to...
Here we go.
Me! Best award show host!
(Applause)
Uh, I don't think that's real cheese.
I don't care.
Chyna, this idea is crazy.
What do you want from me? I'm suffering from "Gibson Fever". Licorice? (pulls a red licorice out of a wig that looks like Gibson's hair)
Hey, guys, what ya doing? (looks at everyone dressed like him) And why does everyone look so handsome?
So, how are we gonna play this? Good cop, bad cop? (Olive shakes her head) Tall cop, short cop? (Olive shakes her head again) Happy cop, sad cop? (Olive shakes her head again)
How about you go over there and talk to him, while I stay here and eat soup...
Alright, class, hand in your permission slips.
Uh, Ms. Doyle, I forgot mine again.
You forgot it? You forgot it?!!
Lexi suggested that instead of bobbing for eyeballs, we bob for apples. (takes a bite of the apple) And I've gotta say apples just aren't as sweet.
(Chyna mumbles "too fast" with her mouth full)
More fast? OK.
"More fast"? Who says "more fast"?
Hey, you two. Work more fast!
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