Cameron quotes from A.N.T. Farm

Cameron

I know. Isn't it great?

Chyna

Oh my gosh, Dad! Look at this place! Lockers instead of cubbies, Driver's Ed instead of kiddie bikes (Chyna bumps into a cute boy)

Chyna

Him instead of... what was I talking about?

Cameron

Dad, does she have to go to my high school? I mean, seriously, she's only 11.

Darryl

It's not Chyna's fault that she's gifted anymore than it's your fault that you're.. not.

Gibson

Oh, great. Another A.N.T.!

Darryl

Hey, what's with the name calling?

Lexi

Oh, Cameron, that's so cute. Is this where you keep your dollies?

Cameron

I don't have dollies. My dad threw them all away.

Darryl

Hey, Cameron! Wanna watch the game?

Cameron

No. Every time we watch baseball, all you do is make me get food for you from the kitchen.

Darryl

Well, that's a family tradition. I got food for my dad. You get food for me and one day your son'll get food for you. That is if you can trick a girl into marrying you.

Cameron

You mean like you did?

Darryl

Exactly. Another family tradition.

Chyna

Cameron, you have an amazing gift!

Cameron

Yeah, but I found out my gift is also a curse. I just had a horrible vision...

Chyna

Skidmore in a bikini?

Cameron

(Shakes his head) No, much worse! Tomorrow, at half past noon, an asteroid will hit Earth, ending all life as we know it!

Olive

Well that's bad, but still not worse than Skidmore in a bikini.

Chyna

It's an incredible honor to win this award. Especially given how many years Principal Skidmore had "Happy Birthday" sung to her. What is it, like, 75?

No.

Chyna

80?

Sit down!

Olive

Wow, everyone has an award but you, even the lunch lady.

The show's not over yet.

The final award of the night goes to...

Cameron

Here we go.

Me! Best award show host!

Cameron

Uh, I don't think that's real cheese.

I don't care.

Lexi

So, Cameron, the dance is coming up.

Cameron

Yes, I'll go with you!

Lexi

I'm not asking you out on a date, I just brought it up to brag. I have been already asked out by 27 boys including the captain of the debate team. I know he's not that cute, but he talked me into it.

Angus

Cameron, you want your picture taken?

Cameron

Yes! I want to treasure this night until the day I die!

Angus

OK, I don't wanna hear about your life story. I'm only doing this to spend some time with Baby Boo Boo.