Chyna quotes from A.N.T. Farm

Chyna

Lexi suggested that instead of bobbing for eyeballs, we bob for apples. (takes a bite of the apple) And I've gotta say apples just aren't as sweet.

Chyna

Mrs. Mills, you obviously ate the tuna fish. Take a sick day.

Chyna

Oh my gosh, Dad! Look at this place! Lockers instead of cubbies, Driver's Ed instead of kiddie bikes (Chyna bumps into a cute boy)

Chyna

Him instead of... what was I talking about?

Cameron

Dad, does she have to go to my high school? I mean, seriously, she's only 11.

Darryl

It's not Chyna's fault that she's gifted anymore than it's your fault that you're.. not.

Gibson

Oh, great. Another A.N.T.!

Darryl

Hey, what's with the name calling?

Chyna

Uh, Paisley I am so, so, so sorry about your nose.

Aww, don't be. I'm hoping it's broken, so my mom will finally let me get a nose job.

Chyna

I am not a freak, I'm a human being.

Chyna

Yesterday was wear the same clothes that you're gonna wear tomorrow day.

Darryl

See, that's the best thing I like about my job; same outfit everyday. I never even wash this thing.

Chyna

Do you have her number?

Fletcher

Yeah, it's 24601.

Chyna

That's not enough digits for a phone number.

Fletcher

No, but, it's the right amount for a prison ID number... (Chyna's eyes widen at him) Yeah, she's in jail.

Darryl

Excuse me for worrying. It's just you're my daughter. And I'm your father. And my wife is your mother. And your brother is my sister's nephew.

Chyna

Dad, what are you talking about?

Darryl

I don't know. I'm nervous.

Chyna

Cameron, you have an amazing gift!

Cameron

Yeah, but I found out my gift is also a curse. I just had a horrible vision...

Chyna

Skidmore in a bikini?

Cameron

(Shakes his head) No, much worse! Tomorrow, at half past noon, an asteroid will hit Earth, ending all life as we know it!

Olive

Well that's bad, but still not worse than Skidmore in a bikini.

Chyna

It's an incredible honor to win this award. Especially given how many years Principal Skidmore had "Happy Birthday" sung to her. What is it, like, 75?

No.

Chyna

80?

Sit down!

Olive

Wow, everyone has an award but you, even the lunch lady.

The show's not over yet.

The final award of the night goes to...

Cameron

Here we go.

Me! Best award show host!

Olive

Chyna, this idea is crazy.

Chyna

What do you want from me? I'm suffering from "Gibson Fever". Licorice? (pulls a red licorice out of a wig that looks like Gibson's hair)

Gibson

Hey, guys, what ya doing? (looks at everyone dressed like him) And why does everyone look so handsome?

Chyna

So, how are we gonna play this? Good cop, bad cop? (Olive shakes her head) Tall cop, short cop? (Olive shakes her head again) Happy cop, sad cop? (Olive shakes her head again)

Olive

How about you go over there and talk to him, while I stay here and eat soup...

Olive

Alright, class, hand in your permission slips.

Chyna

Uh, Ms. Doyle, I forgot mine again.

Olive

You forgot it? You forgot it?!!

Chyna

(Chyna mumbles "too fast" with her mouth full)

Olive

More fast? OK.

Chyna

"More fast"? Who says "more fast"?

Hey, you two. Work more fast!

Olive

Be careful with that! That bag has my breakfast. I like to eat this really rare, special cereal that you guys don't have.

Chyna

(Chyna pulls a box of cereal out of the bag) Corn Flakes? I think we have corn flakes.

Olive

No, I've seen your cabinets, and you only have Honey Crusted Sugar Loops, Donut Crisps, Sugar Frosted Sugar Cubes, Captain Chocolard, Candy Cane Crunch and High Fructosey-Os.

Chyna

Those are my dad's. I don't eat that unhealthy junk. I usually just have some leftover pie.

Olive

Hey, where are the other girls?

Chyna

They kind of all left in the middle of the night. I would have too, but I live here.