A.N.T. Farm Season 1 quotes

Gibson

(trying to put a sign up) Ugh! I can't keep this "Sign Up" sign up! But this is where you sign up, so sign up!!!

Olive

Be careful with that! That bag has my breakfast. I like to eat this really rare, special cereal that you guys don't have.

Chyna

(Chyna pulls a box of cereal out of the bag) Corn Flakes? I think we have corn flakes.

Olive

No, I've seen your cabinets, and you only have Honey Crusted Sugar Loops, Donut Crisps, Sugar Frosted Sugar Cubes, Captain Chocolard, Candy Cane Crunch and High Fructosey-Os.

Chyna

Those are my dad's. I don't eat that unhealthy junk. I usually just have some leftover pie.

Olive

Hey, where are the other girls?

Chyna

They kind of all left in the middle of the night. I would have too, but I live here.

Lexi

So, what are you going to sing? Probably something you've already done before like...

Chyna

Dynamite.

Lexi

You're singing Dynamite?

Chyna

Oh, no. I meant my song's gonna be Dynamite. But not the song Dynamite. The song will be Dynamite, but the song will not be Dynamite. It's gonna be Exceptional.

Lexi

You're singing Exceptional!

Chyna

No, no, no. I just meant my dynamite song that isn't Dynamite is gonna be exceptional. Not the song Exceptional, but it will be exceptional. You'll see. It'll be beautiful.

Lexi

OK, fine. Don't tell me.

Chyna, your turn. Open your present.

Surprise! You got a tuba, but I couldn't wrap it.

Chyna

Given it's the annual musical, I was thinking it might be good if it maybe had some music in it.

Olive

I guess I could add a killer acoustic pan pipe solo in the 20 minute ode to Poseidon.

Chyna

(singing "Wear Pants in Public")

Fletcher

Wow, great song! And a great message.... Angus.....

Angus

(stands up and is not wearing pants.) Hey, you asked for a website. Now do you want it fast, or do you want it with pants?

Cameron, I'm glad you found a job, but a tattoo artist? What were you thinking?