(trying to put a sign up) Ugh! I can't keep this "Sign Up" sign up! But this is where you sign up, so sign up!!!
S1ignorANTs is bliss
S1slumber party ANTics
Be careful with that! That bag has my breakfast. I like to eat this really rare, special cereal that you guys don't have.
(Chyna pulls a box of cereal out of the bag) Corn Flakes? I think we have corn flakes.
No, I've seen your cabinets, and you only have Honey Crusted Sugar Loops, Donut Crisps, Sugar Frosted Sugar Cubes, Captain Chocolard, Candy Cane Crunch and High Fructosey-Os.
Those are my dad's. I don't eat that unhealthy junk. I usually just have some leftover pie.
Hey, where are the other girls?
They kind of all left in the middle of the night. I would have too, but I live here.
S1america needs talANT
So, what are you going to sing? Probably something you've already done before like...
Dynamite.
You're singing Dynamite?
Oh, no. I meant my song's gonna be Dynamite. But not the song Dynamite. The song will be Dynamite, but the song will not be Dynamite. It's gonna be Exceptional.
You're singing Exceptional!
No, no, no. I just meant my dynamite song that isn't Dynamite is gonna be exceptional. Not the song Exceptional, but it will be exceptional. You'll see. It'll be beautiful.
OK, fine. Don't tell me.
S1sANTa's little helpers
RRoxanne
Chyna, your turn. Open your present.
PPaisley
Surprise! You got a tuba, but I couldn't wrap it.
S1you're the one that i wANT
Given it's the annual musical, I was thinking it might be good if it maybe had some music in it.
I guess I could add a killer acoustic pan pipe solo in the 20 minute ode to Poseidon.
S1performANTs
(singing "Wear Pants in Public")
Wow, great song! And a great message.... Angus.....
(stands up and is not wearing pants.) Hey, you asked for a website. Now do you want it fast, or do you want it with pants?
RRoxanne
Cameron, I'm glad you found a job, but a tattoo artist? What were you thinking?
S2creative consultANT
(Fletcher and Angus roll out a red carpet as Chyna and Olive walk in)
Rolling out the red carpet? It's about time I get the respect that I deserve around here.
It's not for you, doof. It's for a celebrity.
Sequoia is coming to our school.
Chyna (gets excited): Sequoia? She's my favorite movie star! Why's she coming here? Oh, maybe she's going to unite two warring dance crews like she did in “Give Peace A Dance”!
S2infANT
Are you crazy?! The baby's talent is not karate!
VViolet
No kidding. He didn't even try to fight back.
S2fANTasy girl
So, Cameron, the dance is coming up.
Yes, I'll go with you!
I'm not asking you out on a date, I just brought it up to brag. I have been already asked out by 27 boys including the captain of the debate team. I know he's not that cute, but he talked me into it.
Cameron, you want your picture taken?
Yes! I want to treasure this night until the day I die!
OK, I don't wanna hear about your life story. I'm only doing this to spend some time with Baby Boo Boo.
VViolet
Chyna, I loved the message in your song. You don't need a boyfriend to be happy, but I do! (storms off, dragging Fletcher with her)
S2The ANTagonist
Hey, guys. Prepare to be blown away.
Is there a hurricane coming? Time to take emergency measures! (pulls out a green scarf and puts it on her head)
Angus (to Cameron): Dude, your girlfriend is way out of your league.
I know. Isn't it great?
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