Oh my God, stop kissing or I'm gonna take a picture and send it to Perez.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
The only time I ever done it, I was going through a manic phase, so I feel like I'm a virgin again.
The future is still unwritten.
IIvy
You're crazy, Dixon.
Crazy about you.
When is Obama gonna outlaw gym class? Guantanimo Bay? That's great, but Phys Ed? Seriously.
IIvy
I don't need to play second fiddle to another girl anymore. I've gone on that ride and I'm done.
Liam is a loser and I'm fantastic and I'm gonna meet someone a thousand times better.
CMr. Cannon
Enough, Naomi. Enough with the teasing. I see the way you look at me and your whole harassment fantasy. You're trying to provoke me and now you're gonna play the innocent? Don't bother. I know you want me to.
Get away from me, you perv. Stop it. Stop or I will tell. Stop.
CMr. Cannon
Who you gonna tell? Who you gonna tell? Who's gonna believe you? You're the girl who cried wolf.
These are allergies.
And what are you allergic to, Mom?
Senior year.
Went that well, huh?
No. It went horribly. But I did it, Liam. I said I wanted to be a different person this year... No lying, no hiding... and... and so I just told her about the accident, and... and it was such a relief!
No lying, no hiding. [kisses Annie]
Mmm. No. No. This is exactly why I didn't call you back this summer... 'cause I was afraid that this was going to happen.
Okay, if this is about Naomi, she's clearly over me.
It doesn't matter. She's my friend, and friends don't date friends' ex-boyfriends.
Well, good news... I'm not attracted to Jasper. Okay, fine. Naomi doesn't have to know.
No. No lying, no hiding, remember?
So, what does that mean? Where does that leave us?
I mean, we can still be friends.
Well, what if I don't want to be friends? Then what?
Then, I guess we're not friends.
Canon did not reject me! That is not what this is. He...
He what?
He raped me! It happened last year and that's why I've been so messed up. And I didn't think I could tell you becouse it was too humiliating, but I'm telling you now 'cause you have to stay away from him!
Wow. I mean, you've done some really low stuff before, but this...
EEmily
Annie? I am so sorry about what happened today with Liam. The whole thing was really innocent.
[scoffs] Nothing about you is innocent, Emily. And if you think you're gonna steal my boyfriend too, it's not going to happen.
[Emily begins quietly sobbing again]
[scoffs] Oh. And spare me the tears, Emily, 'cause I'm not buying it anymore.
EEmily
[breaking character] Fine! Cards up. All my life, I've looked up to you. And when I moved out here, all I wanted was to be friends with you, but you wouldn't let me in. You looked down on me, ignored me, and I know you basically told Dixon and Aunt Deb that I was a stalker. Yeah, I heard that. And now the tables have turned. So who wants to Single White Female who?
I knew it! People are gonna find out what a psychotic, manipulative, two-faced, crazy bitch you are, 'cause I'm gonna tell them.
EEmily
Go ahead. Who do you think they're going to believe? You, or innocent little Emily? [begins sobbing again] Please, Annie, all I want is to be friends with you. [cold and impassive voice again] Good night. [Emily exits while Annie angrily looks on]
I think I have the hots for a nerd.
I can't stop thinking about you. You better not say anything about this to anyone. [kisses Max]
I'm sorry, Naomi. I'm flattered, but... You're just not my type. [walks away]
But... I'm everyone's type.
Time to get my math on.
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