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S1 E15

9-1-1 · Season 1, Episode 15

Man, Bobby and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Bobby and the 118 tend to an ill protester from a right-wing group.]

MMan

[sees Hen kneeling over him] Oh hell no. [looks at Bobby] You do it.

Sir, I am not a trained paramedic. I can't intubate you, they can.

MMan

I'm fine.

Sir, you're not fine. Your bowel is probably obstructed. The contents of your colostomy bag are backing into your system. You're about to choke on your own waste. You will suffocate and die.

MMan

Get away!

Sir, if you refuse care we cannot administer it by force.

MMan

[looks at Eddie's name tag] What about him? Diaz. What kind of name is that?

My father's from Mexico. My mother's Swedish. I can help you out with the Swedish half but no one told me which half that is.

[annoyed] Would you like me to call you another paramedic team so you can have an all-white one?

[Man nods and starts choking]

He's gonna aspirate.

[Man vomits on the ground]

Actual diarrhea of the mouth. Outstanding.

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