So is your full name Eduardo?
No.
Do people ever call you "Diaz"?
Not if they want me to respond.
Something's gotta give. We got Cap, Hen, Chimney, Buck. We can't just call you Eddie.
[to Chimney] Can't tell if he's being serious or not.
I always like to operate on the assumption that nothing he says is serious.
[...]
What about "G.I.", like G.I. Joe. "Hey G.I.!" You know, that's a great nickname.
Sounds like "gastrointestinal".
Yeah, I don't think so.
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