Robbie quotes from 7th Heaven

Lucy

[to everyone in the living room, watching TV] Wait, is that Dad?

Robbie

Yep, that's your dad. If I were Simon, I'd drive that car to Canada!

Mary

I think Matt is crazy enough to get married. I almost did... Why are you all looking at me like that?

Lucy

Because while Matt may do some things as stupid as you, he wouldn't do something stupider then you.

Robbie

I'm not so sure about that.

Mary

Thank you.

Eric

He better have not been at a hotel, or I really will forbid him from going out with this Sarah again.

Robbie

I'm sorry. It's just that he's a little old to...(Eric gives a mean face) then again he does live under your roof.

Eric

Yes, he does.

Robbie

Of course, he's leaving soon to go off to medical school and when he does, you're gonna have a hard time trying to control what he can and can't do.

I'm a veteran myself.

Robbie

Good for you. Thanks for serving.

[pauses] I don't think anyone's ever said that to me before. Thank you.

Robbie

With me here, Simon can take over Matt's role in the family and you can have your room back.

Ruthie

So, you're not moving?

Robbie

No, unless you can tell me why all of a sudden my best friend in this family is declaring war on me and is trying to get me to leave the only place I ever really considered home.

Ruthie

You can have your room back if you want it.

Robbie

I'm fine with the garage. Look, I really need to finish this best man speech. I'm having a lot of trouble, so if you don't mind.

Ruthie

Are you kicking me out?

Robbie

Yeah, just like you kicked me out.

Ruthie

Well, are you kicking Sam and David out, too?

Robbie

No. Sam and David can stay.

Ruthie

Well, that's not fair!

Robbie

And neither is the way you're treating me. You know, when you're ready to apologize and explain why you've been so mean to me, I'll be here. Are you ready? [long pause, Ruthie walks out]

Kevin

Last night when I was talking to Mary.

Robbie

Mom said we shouldn't talk to her.

Kevin

I know but I did it anyways and you know what she said. She said,”Oh, really? Did you know Robbie and Lucy had a little sleep over in his room last year.” Is that true? Did Lucy ever spend the night with you in this room?

Robbie

Is that why you want to trade my room for yours?

Kevin

I'll take that as a yes.

Robbie

Simon, you're not just a date, you're running an escort service. You can't do that.

Simon

Why not? It's not illegal.

Robbie

It's immoral.

Simon

No, it's not. It's practically a public service. I'm not selling sex.

Robbie

You're one step away from it!