Eric, Simon and others in “Sweeps”

Eric

Is this your wallet?

Simon

Yeah it's my wallet.

Eric

And just where did you get a condom?

Simon

I rather not say.

Robbie

Me. I gave it to him.

Eric

Simon, haven't we always talked about sex?

Simon

In the abstract.

Eric

Well that's why we talk about it in the abstract so that one day where it becomes personal, you'll feel free talking about it.

Simon

I know what you'd say. I knew you say I was too young.

Eric

Well, you are too young.

Simon

But Dad, being too young has nothing to do with this?

Eric

How's that?

Simon

The opportunity was there. Too young or not, it made me feel like a man just to have the opportunity. That's what men do. They have sex.

Eric

Well men say no to sex when they have the opportunity, but it's not the right thing to do.

Simon

Dad, I know. I said no.

Eric

Thank you for being responsible.