I'm dead. You're looking at a dead woman. You're looking at a dead woman, and a stupid woman. A stupid, dead woman!
EricBad day, honey?
A character in 7th Heaven
Played by Stephen Collins
7th Heaven · 700 quotes
Most-quoted character in 7th Heaven: in 247 of its 700 quotes
Most scenes with: Annie Camden (100), Matt (42), Ruthie (33)
I'm dead. You're looking at a dead woman. You're looking at a dead woman, and a stupid woman. A stupid, dead woman!
EricBad day, honey?
It's a mistake, Dad. A big mistake. I mean, I love you, but if you don't show up at my wedding, I don't know if I'll ever be able to forgive you.
EricAnd, if you convert tomorrow, I don't know if I'll ever be able to forgive you.
So, we're at an impasse, both of us refusing to give in to the other. I wonder which one of us will win, or if we'll both lose.
EricYou still planning on getting married?
Yes, are you still planning on not being there?
Sarah's father has worked it out so that tomorrow, before Sarah and I get married, I can convert, and I'm gonna do it.
EricWhat? I thought you weren't going to address this issue until later--maybe when you and Sarah had children, or after I was dead.
Look, I have my reasons, and I'm ready to do this.
EricYou can't seriously think that in less than four months, you've studied and researched Judiasm, a religion that's thousands of years old. Well enough to convert!
Well, I've been going to temple with Sarah and her family every Saturday since Sarah and I got engaged, and I've been attending conversion classes, and--
Eric[sarcastically] Oh, why, I didn't know that you've been to temple 15 times and taken some classes. Well, why didn't you say so? Of course you're ready to convert! [pauses] Just for your information, converting just for marriage is wrong.
You can't call off my wedding, and you can't stop me from converting. Dad, you have to let me live my life.
EricOkay, live your life. Get married. Just don't convert.
I know this is not about religion. This is about you not wanting to let me grow up, but...
EricOh, no, this is about religion. I don't want you to convert! And just so you know, it's not because you want to convert to Judiasm. If you wanted to be any other religion, I'd have the same reaction, and not because I think that our religion is better, but because you can't make a decision as big as changing your faith this quickly! And if you weren't getting married, you wouldn't be thinking about it, would you?
Dad, you can't stop me.
EricAre you really gonna do this tomorrow? Convert?
Yes.
EricThen it'll have to be without me.
I'm sorry, but I think I just heard you tell me you weren't coming to my wedding.
EricMaybe if I don't go, it'll give you some pause, and you'll rethink your decision.
I can't believe you'd do this to me.
EricSomeday you'll thank me.
You're assuming that someday, I'll be talking to you again.
How do you think I felt when you rejected the Marines?
EricI didn't reject the Marines. I...
Chose a different path? Took a different road? When you came to me and said you were not going to enlist in the Marine Corps and indeed had already enrolled in Seminary, I felt you were rejecting me and my whole way of life. At that time, that was unbearable. And then I realized that you weren't rejecting the Marines or me. You were choosing something else, following your own heart, as is Matt. Matt may leave your house, Eric, and he may leave your church, but he can never leave behind what you taught him. What makes him, him is you. You raised him. He'll always be your son, and as long as he goes out into the world and does some good, does it really make any difference whether he's Christian or Jewish, as long as he's still Matt? That, I eventually had to realize about you. You may not be a Marine, but by heaven, you are my son, and up until now, you've always done the right thing and made me proud. Do the right thing, and make me proud.
Do I understand that you are not going to the wedding?
EricI have my reasons for not going, and they're not up for discussion or debate.
Who do you think you're talking to? Some friend who stopped by for coffee? I'm your father, and Matt's grandfather, and I've just flown 2,000 miles to attend this wedding. Whether you want to or not, you're gonna tell me what the devil is going on here!
EricMatt plans to convert.
Who cares?
EricI care, and obviously, you don't understand, and that's why I don't want to talk about this!
You feel that you raised Matt in a certain way--your way. And now, as an adult, he's choosing his own path, and you feel that he's rejecting you, or rejecting the road you thought he'd take in life, the road you picked for him to take life. And now you're hurt because you can't understand why he doesn't want to take your road.
EricOkay, maybe you do understand.
EricWell that was a long drive to the airport.
Say what you want to say.
EricHe's too old for you, way too old for you.
I am an adult, I have a job, I pay my bills, I'm responsible around here and I'm responsible when I'm not around here and I'm in Buffalo, so I think that who I go out with should be left up to me. You are my dad and I love you, but I'm over 21 now and I think I have to decide who I wanna be with for the rest of my life.
EricRest of your life?
EricSimon! Kitchen! Now!
What's going on?
I think Dad wants to see me in the kitchen.
EricYou'd consider leaving your family in order to be with this low-life sky jockey who's got a daughter your own age?
I really have to go now! Would you please get out of my car!?
EricI hope that every time that you even think about kissing him you think about kissing your father! And for anyone who's listening, that came out completely wrong!
EricI'm ready to talk.
Oh, really? Because I'm not talking to you.
EricYou were right. There's something going on, and I need to tell you what it is. I'm going to tell the kids tomorrow, but you should know first. I have to have open heart surgery. A bypass. A double bypass.
I knew you were going to say that. [cries and hugs him]
[about his daughter Katelyn] She was symptomatic from birth. She had a lot of lung infections and poor weight gain, but she wasn't diagnosed until age two. We just have to be diligent with the meds, and even then, we have the occasional trips to the hospital.
EricWhat about you? How are you?
[points to his chest] When I first found out, I had a lot of numbness right here. Then the numbness wore off, and I felt extreme pain. My heart broke in a million pieces. But over time, the pieces got put back together again, and I'm stronger than ever. I realized that I don't have time for pity, and she doesn't want it, so I spend my days being grateful for the opportunity to know such an inspiring young woman. (looks at Katelyn, smiling and laughing with Ruthie) Just look at her. Isn't she great?
So, tell me the truth. Are you gonna join all my friends' parents and get a divorce?
EricA divorce? Why would you think that?
Ben told me.
EricHe what?
I called him and he agreed not to give any of our kids any more advice without consulting us first. (turns to Ruthie) Therapy can help people when they want the help.
EricUh, and then I pronounce you husband and wife. Then I tell you, Kevin that you may kiss the bride. And you may. And then, as I present you to the church, everyone stands, and you take his arm, Lucy, and then I nod to Ruthie and she returns your flowers to you, and then Lucy and Kevin will proceed back down the aisle, and this time Ruthie and Simon follows you hopefully along with Matt and Mary, Oh and Uh, Kevin's sister uh, Patty Mary, and your brother Ben
Sounds good to me
What if the storm keeps Matt and Mary and your mom and Patty Mary, and Ben from getting here?
The airport will open up tomorrow
It has to. And if it doesn't?
Yeah, what if it's just us? What if none of his family gets here?
As of tomorrow, my family is Lucy and me
I feel like the luckiest woman in the entire world
EricYes you are. I think you're both...very lucky to have found each other
It is so good. To see you back in your church again.
So, are we really gonna do this? I'm gonna be Mrs. Kevin Kinkirk?
Are you still having doubts about me? Even now?
Promise me you'll be here. Promise me that you won't leave me standing at the altar. Promise me that nothing will keep you from marrying me. That neither rain nor snow nor heat nor...gloom of night will keep you from your appointed rounds
I promise
Is it too late?
EricT-Too late? Uh...n-n...for the wedding, no. We just finished the rehearsal
The colonel sent me -- they're not gonna make it. I'm here to help in any way I can
I'm sorry you had to drive all the way from here from...wherever you drove, but I-I-I don't think there's anything you can do, Gabrielle. You're welcome to come to the wedding...of course
Well not unless I can make some sort of contribution. I insist on helping
EricWell, r-really we're happy to have you, Gabrielle, uh, but I don't know aside from showing us tomorrow night at 7:30 and having a good time, there's nothing you can do
I'll call the colonel and let him know
[knocks] Kevin it's me. Kevin, we have to talk
EricI'm awake; I heard her
Kevin?
Lucy?
Hi
Hi yourself. Can't wait until tomorrow night?
I'm scared
It's going to be fine. I love you
What if no one makes it?
Are you talking about the wedding?
Yes, what did you think I was talking about?
The wedding night
You think I'm scared of...you> No, I can't wait, believe me
Eric[whispering] Did she say anything to you?
No
You think she'll call it off?
No
Then what are they doing in there?
Shh
What did you think, I was going to be wearing my pajamas and a smoking jacket? I didn't know you were gonna wake me up in the middle of the night
Put something on, and I'll step out into the hall
[whispering] What are you doing here?
EricWe might ask you the same thing
I wanted to talk to Kevin about whether or not we should go through the wedding considering no one can get here and it's still storming
I didn't realize everyone was waiting for me
They're not -- they're going to bed
Without knowing whether or not you're calling pf the wedding? I don't think so
We're not calling of the wedding
But even if the airport opens, it's been closed for over 24 hours. The flights are gonna be backed up
Do you mind?
As much as I want my mom and Ben and Patty Mary to be at my wedding, if they're not there, I'll be okay
I want my grandparents and Matt and Mary to be there
[groans} It's just that...I want everything to be perfect, and yet, I know life's not perfect.
No, it's not [they kiss] But parts of it are very, very good [kiss again]
Annie CamdenCatherine Hicks · 220 quotes
RuthieMackenzie Rosman · 149 quotes
LucyBeverley Mitchell · 136 quotes
MaryJessica Biel · 116 quotes
SimonDavid Gallagher · 102 quotes
MattBarry Watson · 99 quotes
KevinGeorge Stults · 29 quotes
RobbieAdam LaVorgna · 23 quotes
SarahSarah Danielle Madison · 16 quotes
CColonel12 quotes
FrankieChyler Leigh · 12 quotes
JulieDeborah Raffin · 12 quotes
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