Matt and Eric in “Holy War (2)”

Matt

You can't call off my wedding, and you can't stop me from converting. Dad, you have to let me live my life.

Eric

Okay, live your life. Get married. Just don't convert.

Matt

I know this is not about religion. This is about you not wanting to let me grow up, but...

Eric

Oh, no, this is about religion. I don't want you to convert! And just so you know, it's not because you want to convert to Judiasm. If you wanted to be any other religion, I'd have the same reaction, and not because I think that our religion is better, but because you can't make a decision as big as changing your faith this quickly! And if you weren't getting married, you wouldn't be thinking about it, would you?

Matt

Dad, you can't stop me.

Eric

Are you really gonna do this tomorrow? Convert?

Matt

Yes.

Eric

Then it'll have to be without me.

Matt

I'm sorry, but I think I just heard you tell me you weren't coming to my wedding.

Eric

Maybe if I don't go, it'll give you some pause, and you'll rethink your decision.

Matt

I can't believe you'd do this to me.

Eric

Someday you'll thank me.

Matt

You're assuming that someday, I'll be talking to you again.