Mr. Jordan, Ms. Maroney. You wanted to see me?
Kenneth, Tracy and I want to do something for the crew, you know, to thank them for being sick.
We didn't know what to get them, but then I had a brain storm. It was a bad one, Jenna had to put my tongue guard in.
But after he stabilized we decided we'd get them all hot soup.
So... go do that.
Oh, all the other pages have gone home sick, I can't make any runs right now. Maybe the two of you could go get the soup.
[long pause]
I don't understand.
Well, I'm saying you could get your wallet...
My what?!
...and go downstairs to the basement...
No!
...and you go to the soup place, and bring the soup back up here...
With what? My arms?
...make sure to take your IDs with you.
That'll be the worst part!
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