“Seinfeld Vision” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Liz Lemon (5), Jack Donaghy (2)
All of my summer replacement shows were big hits - America's Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than A Dog, MILF Island.
MILF Island?
25 super hot moms, 50 eighth grade boys, no rules.
Oh yeah, didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?
That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring MILF.
I'm telling you, this is my year. I feel like the show's going to be great and I'm very positive that I'm going to meet someone else.
Women your age are more likely to be mauled at the zoo than get married.
Still talking?
Oh. No, no no no. I haven't talked to him since... Whew... I dunno... August 9th, four seventeen PM...
Mhmm. It's not over.
Oh no. It's over! I'm over it.
No. It's not over until you pick up the phone. You say "I don't love you anymore," they say "I don't love you anymore either." You go "great, I'll pick you up in twenty. Let's grab a scone."
A scone! Yes! I want that! I'm gonna call him!
Hello, I'm sorry, may I speak to Floyd, please?... Oh, he's in the shower... I am conducting a survey for the Ranford Group, and, uh, how old are you? ...And your weight? ...And when was the last time you had intercourse? ...Who is this? Who is you? I is your worst nightmare, is who I is.
Hello, Jerry.
Well, well, well. So you called that boyfriend.
Yes, I did.
And it went well?
No. It didn't, Jer. A woman answered.
Another woman already? What did you say to her?
I did a fake survey.
You did the fake survey?!
I know! I'm not over it! [gestures to her wedding dress] And now I'm wearing this! What is the deal with my life?!
Are you imitating me?
No! This is what I sound like when I cry!
I think I'm a little insulted.
You're insulted? I'm crying!
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