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S2 E1

30 Rock · Season 2, Episode 1

Liz and Jerry Seinfeld in “Seinfeld Vision”

Hello, Jerry.

JSJerry Seinfeld

Well, well, well. So you called that boyfriend.

Yes, I did.

JSJerry Seinfeld

And it went well?

No. It didn't, Jer. A woman answered.

JSJerry Seinfeld

Another woman already? What did you say to her?

I did a fake survey.

JSJerry Seinfeld

You did the fake survey?!

I know! I'm not over it! [gestures to her wedding dress] And now I'm wearing this! What is the deal with my life?!

JSJerry Seinfeld

Are you imitating me?

No! This is what I sound like when I cry!

JSJerry Seinfeld

I think I'm a little insulted.

You're insulted? I'm crying!

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