Hello, Jerry.
JSJerry Seinfeld
Well, well, well. So you called that boyfriend.
Yes, I did.
JSJerry Seinfeld
And it went well?
No. It didn't, Jer. A woman answered.
JSJerry Seinfeld
Another woman already? What did you say to her?
I did a fake survey.
JSJerry Seinfeld
You did the fake survey?!
I know! I'm not over it! [gestures to her wedding dress] And now I'm wearing this! What is the deal with my life?!
JSJerry Seinfeld
Are you imitating me?
No! This is what I sound like when I cry!
JSJerry Seinfeld
I think I'm a little insulted.
You're insulted? I'm crying!
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