Maybe I'm a little old-fashioned. I'm sorry I'm a real woman and not some over-sexed New York nympho like those sluts on Everybody Loves Raymond.
“Reaganing” · Season 5, Episode 5
In this episode: Jack Donaghy (3), Liz Lemon (2)
Making through a full 24 hours without a single misstep is called Reaganing. The only other people who have ever done it, Lee Iacocca, Jack Welch, and--no judgment--Saddam Hussein.
You're Liz Lemon, damn it. In certain lights, you're an 8! Using East Coast, over-35 standards, excluding Miami.
You have more sexual hangups than an adult chat line run by Gilbert Gottfried?
What?
That was written by a computer program we're working on to replace you.
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