[Bush and the General are in the Oval Office in the White House, where Christmas decorations have been put out. Bush is holding a present wrapped in wrapping paper; the present is in the shape of a puppy]
Oh, come on General! What is it?
[dog in wrapping paper barks]
It's a book, ain't it?
Now no opening util tomorrow, sir.
I promise.
[the General walks off screen]
I love Christmas!
[alarms go off]
General! The flashing warning thing's gone off! General? General?!
WARNING: potential hostile inbound. Request action.
Okay George, don't panic. Now what is it dad used to say?
[George Bush Senior appears in a thought bubble]
Son, don't ever, ever, EVER... press the red button.
Something about pressing the red button.
[Bush presses the red button and the camera cuts to a shot of the moon, where a sleigh passes infront of it. The sleigh is shot down by defences. the General appears]
Sir, what in god's name is... can you smell roast venison?
[The sleigh crashes into the room. Bush inspects the wreckage and puts on some disembodied antlers]
Look General, I'm a lion! Moo, moo!
That's uncanny, sir.
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