[Bush and General are in the Oval Office in the White House]
Sir, I must protest in the strongest possible terms!
General, I'm the president of the United States of America. When I say jump, you jump.
Hairy Moses.
[General starts to jump up and down]
Mr President, why the jimny do we have to have a bouncy Whitehouse?
Because all the terrorists bombs will just bounce right off of it.
(sarcastically) Oh, silly me!
Look at this! (Bush starts to jump up and down) I can do a star, Egypshine, Bruce Forsite!
Bruce Forsyth!
Okay, I'm bored now. Let's play darts!
NO MISTER PRESIDENT!!!!
[a popping sound is heard and the bouncy Whitehouse starts to deflate. Bush starts to cry]
Well, it's your own fault.
{The camera fades and the viewer rejoins after the bouncy Whitehouse has been fully deflated]
General, I never thought I'd say this... blow up the Whitehouse! (sobs)
Ugh! (starts to inflate the Whitehouse using his breath)
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