[Bush and the General are in the Oval Office in the White House. Bush is playing with army soldiers and tanks]
Good news, Sir. Iraq seems to be co-operating fully with UN inspectors. Looks like an all-out conflict can be avoided.
AW NUTS!!!
Sir?
[having a tantrum] I WANNA WAR! I WANNA WAR! I WANNA WAR! All the other cool presidents have had wars!
[Starts throwing his toys at the General]
But Sir, you just had a war, and you didn't even finish that one!
Well I'm gonna hold my breath until you let me have another one.
[Bush holds his breath. His face starts turning blue]
Oh, now sir! Oh, I think I'd better fetch Professor Leibstrom.
[General goes underneath the table and brandishes the sock puppet]
(as Professor Leibstrom) Hello!
Ha Ha Ha Ha! Professor Leibstrom!
(as Professer Leibstrom) I know! Instead of having a war, why don't we have an ice cream?
Yeah, an ice cream! With Chocolate sauce!
(as Professor Leibstrom) Oh Yeah.
And a war!
NO! (as Professor Leibstrom) Sir, nobody else wants a war... except perhaps Britain.
Let's have a war with Britain then!
Oh, Hairy Moses!
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