[Bush and the General are in the Oval Office in the White House. Bush is staring at a painting of himself]
General, this mirror isn't working.
Sir, that's a painting.
But it--
No time to explain, Sir. I have an urgent call for you on the satellite video link. It's, uh... Saddam Hussein.
[TV drops down from roof. The screen shows Saddam Hussein in his office]
Ah, Mr. Bush. So you want to bomb old Saddam, eh? Fair enough. But would you want to bomb... Tiddles?
[a kitten jumps onto Saddam's desk. Bush and the General gasp]
Or Fluffy? or Tufty?! Yes, gentlemen, from now on myself and all military targets will be protected by a kitten shield. [stroaking kittens] Won't they? Yes they will! Yes they will! End Transmission.
Can I have one, General? I gotta have one of those cute furry things!
If you insist, sir.
[General gives Bush a fake, Saddam-style mustache]
Yeah! [turns to painting] Awww, but I don't look no different.
Oh, Hairy Moses!
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