Bin Laden quotes from 2DTV

[Bin Laden and his henchmen are in their cave]

[an old bomb drops into view; it has cracks, is leaking and has been stuck together using sticky tape]

[Bin Laden turns round to see a smaller version of himself, both of which are doing the Dr. Evil pinky gesture. He turns back to his henchmen]

[The henchmen drag the bomb and drop it into a big envelope, which is addressed to: Infidel Bush, White House, USA]

[one of the henchmen attaches a pigeon to the letter. The bird attempts to take off but cannot lift the mail]

[Jalal burps and feathers come out of his mouth. He cringes]

[the camera follows Bin Laden to his stone table. Jalal's head is on the table, with 2 other henchmen cowering behind the table]

[after an accidental explosion]