You mind telling me what's going on around here tonight?
What's going on? You mean besides a 747 falling out of the sky and a threat on a presidential candidate's life?
Yeah, besides that.
S1 E32:00am - 3:00am
S1 E54:00am - 5:00am
DDan
(Referring to Janet York) Well, err, maybe she wasn't quite dead.
IGIra Gaines
Well, let me tell you Dan; You're either dead, or you're not dead. There's no such thing as 'sort of dead'. Here, let me show you. (Shoots Dan in the chest)
IGIra Gaines
(To Rick) You've just been promoted, congratulations.
Ira Gaines(referring to Dan's dead body): Bury your friend.
RRick
Where?
Ira Gaines(Annoyed): In the ground
S1 E87:00am - 8:00am
How could you do this? Betray your country, be responsible for the deaths of people you work with?
JFJamey Farrell
I told you, I didn't know any of that was going to happen.
Oh, that's right. You're just tappin' on your keyboard, right?
S1 E98:00am - 9:00am
Lauren, I have killed two people since midnight. I have not slept for over 24 hours. So maybe, maybe you should be a little more afraid of me than you are. Sit!
S1 E1110:00am - 11:00am
You probably don't think that I can force this towel down your throat. But trust me, I can. All the way. Except I'd hold onto this one little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest it, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. For most people it would take about a week to die. It's very painful.
S1 E1312:00pm - 1:00pm
RRick
(Suffering from a bullet wound and running through the woods) I can't!
Shut up! You can and you will!
RRick
But I'm slowing you down.
Yes you are so you'd better start speeding up!
Part of getting a second chance is taking responsibility for the mess you made in the first place.
S1 E141:00pm - 2:00pm
MPMilo Pressman
What do you think they're going to do to Jack?
Not going to name a street after him, that's for sure.
Let me save you some time, Mr. Chappelle. I'm not the biggest fan of Jack Bauer. I don't agree with the way he delegates authority, and I don't like the way he runs operations. But since midnight last night, you won't get me to disapprove of a single action he's taken.
S1 E185:00pm - 6:00pm
Hey! Almeida. I'm on your side. Nina oughta be here right now, what does Jack need her for? You're busting your ass without any resources because she felt like taking a ride with him. If that works for you, great…
You know what works for me? You keeping out of my personal business, that works for me!
S1 E207:00pm - 8:00pm
[hysterical, talking about Kim] What do you mean you don't know where she is?
After the safehouse, she didn't trust us and I don't blame her. Get in!
We have to find her, Tony! We have to find her!
Believe me, we're looking. Teri, GET IN THE CAR!
S2 E18:00am - 9:00am
You are Marshall Goren?
MMarshall
Yeah.
Eight counts, kidnapping a minor. Two counts, child pornography. First-degree murder.
MMarshall
Yeah, uh-huh. Hey, look: I already made my deal, and I don't need to hear this noise. All I've gotta do is testify against Wald, and I walk. [smirks]
[Jack regards Marshall for a moment, then draws his weapon and shoots him in the heart]
Oh, my God, Jack! What are you thinking?!
I need a helicopter and a backup team ready to leave here in fifteen minutes.
Are you out of your mind?
You want to find this bomb? This is what it's gonna take.
Killing a witness?
That's the problem with people like you, George. You want results, but you never want to get your hands dirty. I'd start rolling up your sleeves... I'm gonna need a hacksaw.
PSPaula Schaeffer
I didn't know how you liked intel presented impromptu. Whether you like it sorted chronologically with an alphabetical key or if you just like separate folders with access tabs...
Uhh…I don't really care.
S2 E411.00 am - 12.00 pm
Send somebody else. I need you here.
To do what, watch Paula die?
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