Penhall and Hoffs in “Unfinished Business”

Lookit...last night...

Yeah, last night.

I just wanted you to know that I didn't plan for any of that to happen. I just came over to drink those beers.

Come on, Penhall! Mr. White Knight arrives to console me. Next thing you know I'm in his arms, and then I...(long pause) Look, I feel like I've been taken advantage of here, Doug.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute! I'm the one who came over to be consoled. I'm the one whose friend is driving around with a murderer. I'm the one who everybody thinks is crazy. I thought maybe you were a sympathetic ear.

Oh, so you're trying to tell me you didn't plan on getting me in the sack when you came over last night.

No.

Then why did you have those things with you?

"Things" with me?

You had condoms in your wallet, Doug.

I always have condoms in my wallet.

Yeah?

Yeah. Like...when you go for a drive. You bring a spare with you in case you get a flat.

That's just great! Judy Hoffs, road hazard!