Remember on Full House, when you thought there was one Michelle, but there were actually two Michelles...
Why are you bringing up one of the craziest days of my life?
He has two.
Two what?
Owen has two penises! Why is it so hard to understand?
Is that a thing that can happen?
Yes, it's called diphallia. I just Googled it. It's a medical condition in which a male is born with two penises. The only case in which two dongs make a right.
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