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2 Broke Girls · Season 1, Episode 15

Max, Sophie and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Sophie asks Max to be her maid of honor]

Sophie, as honored as I am that you asked, it's just not really my thing, you know, man?

Is this really not your thing? It's nobody's thing. You just do it 'cause you're supposed to, like bleaching your teeth or your anus.

Thank God I'm off the list, 'cause that bridesmaid spa day is gonna be rough.

Look, I'm sorry, it's just, I was a maid of honor in fifth grade when my mom married her cult leader. And then she was my maid of honor when I married him a week later, so... I'm kind of maid-of-honored out.

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