Max, Caroline and others in “Unfinished Business”

Max

I love St. Patrick's Day.

Caroline

Tell me one good thing about it.

Han

[shows up in a leprechaun costume] Top o' the mornin'!

Max

Look, it's a Lepre-Han.

Han

So, what do you think?

Caroline

I'm concerned. If you're out here, who's guarding your lucky charms?

Han

You laugh now, and probably all night long, but with this costume my chances of getting laid are higher than ever!

Max

So zero?

Han

Nope, 100%.

Caroline

What makes you so confident? 'Cause the only answer I can think of right now is that you have cocaine in your wee pocket.

Max

Hey, I can see it—you're out drunk on St. Patrick's Day, and it seems like a good idea to bang a leprechaun. Like the Presidents' Day I hooked up with a guy dressed like Uncle Sam at the used car lot.

Han

This costume is my ace in the hole.

Max

Well, it does make you look like an ace-hole.