Caroline, Max and others in “Unfinished Business”

Caroline

Hey, Han, do you want a cat?

Max

You could finally have a friend your own size. Come on, you could ride it to work.

Han

No, I can't have a cat. They're lazy, moody, and judgmental. I don't need another you. Plus, they don't show affection.

Max

Sure they do, you just have to know how to get it out of them. Cats love to be lightly spanked on their bottom.

Han

I don't understand why a cat would like that. It's so mysterious.

Max

[repeatedly slapping Han on the buttocks] Kitty. Kitty. Kitty-kitty-kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty-kitty-kitty.

Han

Hmm. Well, I can't have a cat, I work all the time. Why did I like that so much?

Max

I don't know. Something with boobs was touching you?

Han

People with boobs touch me!

Caroline

She means aside from your mom.

Han

Then, no.