[after Caroline shows him a picture of her vagina on her phone] I thought it was annoying when people took pictures of their food.
When were you gonna tell me, Andy? When my vagina burst into flames and became an actual burning bush?
Wait, that's yours?!
Worst selfie ever, right?
Wow, I didn't recognize it. Was it out in the sun?
You owe me $250 for the blood test, Andy.
And $9 for that drink. Look, everybody just calm down. Andy, you may or may not have given her herpes. She may or may not be overreacting. I may or may not have slept with that bartender. He is my type, and yet, he has a job, so he's not. And he... goes in the "Maybes."
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