[Caroline hadn't seen Max since she left with a guy the night before]
Max, thank God, I was so worried. Wait, why do you look extra pretty?
Probably the new shades I didn't pay for. Or the hours of him going Downton on my Abbey.
Hold up. No spoilers, I haven't started season three yet.
Earl, you watch that show?
Yes, I do. I enjoy any show where the help is white.
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