Girls, I have made a big decision.
You're having a sex change? I totally support you, but be careful, Han—female-to-male is very tricky.
Well, you would know.
Meow! He must have already started on the hormones.
Now, here's my big decision. We're moving from those icky glass ketchup bottles to modern, new squeeze bottles.
Wow, that is some fresh, outside-the-box thinking.
It's like being an intern at Apple during the summer of '76.
That's right. Call me Han Jobs.
Oh, I will only call you Han Jobs.
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