[Max and Caroline win a raffle for a luxury weekend vacation in the country]
I've never won anything in my life! Except for that time I got stoned and accidentally won that hot dog-eating contest!
Wait, how did this even happen? Did you put our card in?
Actually, I put your card in, and I took a few out. I figured you girls could use a vacation. You girls been working harder than my liver on payday.
Oh, Earl, you're like Santa, without the weird fixation on children. [she and Caroline walk away]
It was so nice of Earl to enter us.
Oh, stop! He's like my father.
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