[after someone knocks on the door] It's 3:00 a.m. Who would be coming over now?
I don't know, my dealer, my other dealer? That guy who always asks if I know where my dealer is?
[Caroline turns around with a shocked look on her face after looking through the peephole]
Who is it?
You can't handle what's on the other side of that door.
Yesterday, I saw a guy on a stoop frenching his cat. I can handle anything.
[opens the door] Oleg, what are you doing here? And you put the "oh, no" in kimono.
Your upstairs neighbor Sophie is allowing me to have sex with her. And I came down to borrow some sensual oils. Preferably, ones that you can eat.
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