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2 Broke Girls · Season 1, Episode 15

Oleg, Caroline and others in “Unfinished Business”

Pick up. Table 10, table 12, table six...tee9.

Oleg, there is no table 69.

There could be.

Oleg just sixty-nined me, and now I don't remember any of the table numbers.

Look, he's never gonna stop sixty-nining us. Forget the table numbers. Here's how you remember your orders. You just give people nicknames. Look, I got Thin Cee Lo, Fat Rihanna, Jon Beret Ramsey, and Kristen Bad Wig.

Oh, okay. I got Seth Rogaine, Child Molester Moustache, and Lesbian Justin Bieber.

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