12 oz. Mouse Season 1 quotes

Shark

Golden Joe is like... magical. All disappeary and shut. You watch that, okay?

No.

Shark

Because I... I've come to care about you. A lot.

Shark

And also not in that way.

Shark

Well, yeah, in that way a little.

Shark

Half and half.

I need a drink.

Shark

It doesn't matter. You'll be back.

Rhoda

oh wow

Rhoda

and i mean wow-ow-wow shut.

Rhoda

lip

Rhoda

golden Joe.

Rhoda

Golden Joe!

Rhoda

what the dealio?

you know what I'm sayin?!

Rhoda

nope, i do not.

Rhoda

no way in hell do i do

Rhoda

I DON'T KNOW (laughs) golden Joe.

slide me a spill thrill girl

Rhoda

you are golden...Joe

Rhoda

GOLDEN FRIGGIN JOE people

Rhoda

here ya go, Joe

flo' mo' so ho doe quiznight show you right shawty, wassup?

Rhoda

yeah! im in! im in!

Rhoda

How about you, you want the uh, usual 12 beers at once?

Make it uh, let's make it 13.

so, the mo'

what, is that, like, short for mouse? then yes.

so tell me man, wassup? what you want with the joe?

'cause the joe gotta blow in a few secos man i gotta bounce.

got a few shawtys at the house, man wassup.

the price...on your golden head

now listen up, qeet. (?)

Golden Joe, he owes the eye a lotta moo...ney

so?

he wants me to collect that.

right now

what you sayin, man?

damn, dog!

I've got a special effects guy outside, works in the movies. He worked on Black Beast.

He's the best, have you seen that?

Uh-uh.

There's not one beast in it, but you think there is, okay? He's that good.

Mmmm, let's go out later. I wanna drink some. So I can drive.

What do you know about tanks?

They are BIG as HELL!

They're also good for bustin' squirrels out of jail.

But first... this tank needs some liquor.

Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. You can't park here. Sir. Sir, excuse me, you can't park that tank here. Sir, you can't park that tank here. Excuse me, sir, you can't park that tank here. Excuse me, you can't park that tank here.

What'd she say?

MAN, that was CRAZY AS HELL!

Eye saw you dr-eye-ving the tank.

No, that wasn't me. I don't drive.

Did you get m-eye mon-eye?

I don't understand anything you're saying.

Did you get m-eye money?

Yeaus.

Where is it?

Pissed it away.

Ooh. On What?

Spennit. On... piss.

On what?

A tank.

Which tonk?

Every tonk.

What in the piss is wrong with your friend?

His name is Night Moves. He was born with it, and he loves tanks.

Woah.

Shark

Hey, how'd the job go?

You know.

Shark

Mhmm.

Started it an... and it went on. You know.

Shark

Mmmmm... You didn't do it, did you?

No, no, I did it.

Shark

No, no, no, no. Don't lie. 'Cause you didn't do it.

Did.

Shark

All right, then what was the job?

To do things.

Shark

For what?

Mmmmmon-

Rubles.

Barney Rubles.

Shark

Where's this going?

Right here.

Shark

Where?

Everywhere.

(whispering) Who's... who's the ghost?

Shark

That's the new guy.

Oooo... My head... my brain... my... my beer.

This is a corndog... must be a divining corndog... it must want... mustard.

Who are you?

Name's Roostre, R double-O S T R E. Sometimes all in capitals, depending on if you're yellin' at me or not. So uh, you yellin'?

I ain't yellin'.

Well, not yet. See you've found footlong there!

Who's that?

Footlong! He's my homing dog, got a sense for radar and quaznit.

So... your corndog has radar. I knew it! But what would he want with radar?

What's anyone want with radar? Everything boy, mouse, whatever. You a mouse, or a...

Or what?

Or hell I don't know, just thought you were a mouse or something, I mean you look like a damn mouse. The mouse.

Maybe.

You know "radar" spelled backwards is "radar." Did'ja know that?

(wide open eyes, long pause)

You're thinking about it ain't ya.

Maybe.

What the hell?

Get me missile command ASAP.

Where in the hell does that damn mutt think he's going to?

Hold on you mangy smell hound, here it comes!

Fire!

Hey, uh, you want a beer, or do we need to get twelve?

Are you talking to me or this bird?

I think that I am ver-eye t-eye-red of the t-eye-me