FFitz
(In the woman's voice) Oh, my god!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
FFitz
It's cool, everybody! I'm just drunk!
FFitz
See? It's okay!
FFitz
It's all cool, man - it's just...
FFitz
Wha.. what. What're y'all lookin'.. what're you lookin' at.
FFitz
What's that, a... is that a meteor?
FFitz
That's a cool meteor.
Hey, kid! You are really somethin'! You'd be great in pictures!
FFitz
I would?
Yeeeah, you would - hoho!
Up top! (raises arm)
FFitz
...but I'm too drunk!
Perfect! Let me buy you a drink because you are HIRED, sir! Ha!
FFitz
Well, see first I need to check with my boss. Because he's a shark.
FFitz
What's it like to be a shark?
Ow.
FFitz
Nice.
FFitz
You need some help?
Wait. I'll do it.
So let me get this straight.
FFitz
Okay. Please...
I sent you to pick up a client and take him to a meeting.
FFitz
Yes. Yessir?
Instead of that... you took him to a porno set, where he starred in his very first porno and then you blew him up...
FFitz
Wrong. That didn't happen.
...Then you robbed a bank...
FFitz
Robbed a bank?
...Threw up on a woman...
FFitz
What!?
...and sang to the police.
FFitz
That didn't happen. I didn't do that.
Huh... So what did you do?
FFitz
I did exactly what I wanted to do.
Which was what? Again?
FFitz
All things. A-L-L.
Hey, you know what they say? That I'm gonna give you one more chance.
They always say that.
FFitz
Oh, yeah? (angry) I think I'll give you one more chance!
Bulletproof.
FFitz
Hm. Then I guess I'll take the job. What is the job?
EEye
Eye live on an eye-land in Eye-owa.
EEye
Or... W-eye-oming.
FFitz
No. You can't do that.
FFitz
So, what's it like to be an eye?
EEye
It's like... wow.
FFitz
Oh yeah? Really?
EEye
Real... estate.
FFitz
So how do you know... Shark?
EEye
Shark... know... eye.
FFitz
So what, you hired me through him?
EEye
Aye.
FFitz
Mmm. Good news for Mouse. He's hired. What's the job?
EEye
Golden Joe.
FFitz
Golden? No way.
EEye
Way. Curds and Whey.
FFitz
Who is it?
EEye
Magic man. Does business on frik.
FFitz
Owes ya money?
EEye
Lots. Up to his eyes.
FFitz
How much does it cost?
EEye
Fifty Mil.
EEye
How much do you charge eh.
FFitz
Fifty Mil.
EEye
Upfront for eye?
FFitz
Upfront, upback, upside, upside your head. (Siren Lady emits air horn sound)
EEye
It pays fifty mil from Eye.
FFitz
Oh yea. It pays fifty mil upfront, it pays fifty more mil when I deliver.
FFitz
That's Sixty Mil.
EEye
It doesn't. But it will.
Sit down.
FFitz
No.
Stand up.
FFitz
No. (mouse sits)
did you meet the eye?
FFitz
No.
did he "see" you?
get it?
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