12 oz. Mouse · Season 1
I just shot this with my new camera. It's got zoom, zoom zoom, your mama zoom, zoomity zoom zoom! Do you know what this means?
No.
It means my album don't come out yet, and I have to start recording.
No. It means the jimbo kinimbo hasn't set place of Planet Earth, yet. (laughs)
What's that jimbo kinimbo mean, man?
What's the jimbo-kinimbo? [singing] Gol-den-Joooeee~ Never. Stop. Drinking.
I'm inside an elevator. BUTTONS! (laughs) (groans) It's such a suck song! Suck song! Suck song! Suck song! Suck song! Suck song! (pause) (screams out gibberish) Excellent.
All weapons cock!
[hitting Fitz with a club] I said, "What are we gonna do? They're coming!"
[to Skillet] You. Chill out. I'm not gonna hurt him.
I'm saving him.
109Q. That's line code for... xenomorphinetation.
You're gettin' it. Very smart.
Arachnid xenomorphinetation.
And that's where the dog went.
It was added to the report chart, but right before...
Before what, man?
Before I... [takes out a beer] do this. Watch. [chugs the beer]
And who added it to the report chart?
You told me it was comin', bro. You told me to build the robots and you told me how to do it. Synthetic carbo-polymers got it through, man. They got 'em through, Mouse. They got through and we're gonna get out.
Why are you climbing the clothes closet?
You know I'm a clothes climber.
If I didn't have this many clothes, I wouldn't be able to climb up to this.
What is that thing behind that thing there?
Some kind of lock.
A-wha?
It's a lock.
Is it?
A lock.
Is it?
A lock.
Is it?
Lock.
It?
Lock.
It?
Lock.
It?
Lock.
It?
The hell was that?
Uhh... That... That was Amalockh.
Ama-what?
Amalockh.
What's he do?
[laughing] H-he kills us. [...] He kills us all.
Well. Then let's kill him back.
Oh! Hello. That's my neck.
How do I know you know what he's typing.
How do you not know I don't?
You been funny for a while is all.
Oh! Did you catch my comedy act?
No. Was it good?
Dude! It was the shizzle.
You know a lot and more than that.
Um... Why don't you pull that gun out of my food chute and I'll get us both back home.
Oh... that's gone now.
Nnnnnno more of that.
Taste it. Taste it in your mouth, you green freak. I...
...am the big bang theory.
You eye-sploded my home.
Yeah, I did. Your home sucked.
Eye built it with my own-
Your own what? You don't have any own. I made the own.
[playing with a flame thrower] This reminds me of how fired up I am to help.
If you want to help me out... gimme the darts.
Yeah!
Well, if it ain't the Motly Mots.
What up, Roost-aire?
I remember you. You hit me in the head!
Yeah! But, you know. I had a reason.
What if it were to move?
What if what moves, you... sack?
How much would you give to control a lifetime of time in a frozen segment of timelessness? Trillions of molecules makin' up life forms in space.
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