Are you drunk?
You're not.
Maybe I should drive drunk, it looks terrifying... to others.
12 oz. Mouse · Season 1
Are you drunk?
You're not.
Maybe I should drive drunk, it looks terrifying... to others.
Eye thought you were m-eye friend.
Ow! R-eye-t in the eye.
Wow... jumpy little whore.
Ow! That was... awesome!
Ow! Could I get a couple more of these please?
I don't even see you man... but thank you.
Peanut (To Shadowy Figure): What? I don't understand a thing you're saying man. Do you have any idea what you sound like? Bluh bluh bluh bluh... that's what you sound like in my head.
Oh, that's nice. What is it, fake?
It's a one-gauge.
What's the damage on that?
It'll blow your head into vapor while it demoleculizes your bones. That's how fake it is.
Yeah, uh, great. That's uh... What is that, like an Indian burn kinda thing?
The dreams, from the meat. That happening to any of you guys?
Dreams? Shut em out!
Thats the funny thing about them. I can't... (laughs nervously) I can't...
Yeah. Pusses say what pusses say, for pusses sake.
The one who says the most says the least. Especially the one next to me.
Where are we now, the Bible or something? The Bible never made money. It's poor. It's full of poor people.
Load me.
Do you shoot your mother with that gun?
Ka-kow.
I told you I smelled fuel. I'm big into oil. I own lots of it and I know what it smells like. It's rich smelling. The smell itself spawns property and mansions.
I'm gonna blow him away, all the way... away.
If you can find him. Barely find your ass to clean it.
Do it. Be somebody. Be somebody for the great red one.
You tried little guy. You tried the hardest.
Where does the firetruck go, go, go... where does the firetruck go, go, go... and when does the hand know, know, know... and when does the hand know, know, know...
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