Johnson, Joey and others in “Unfinished Business”

Objection. Before we begin, you have to choose a monster from your deck to serve as your Deck Master.

Joey

Whatever. [looks through his cards] This shouldn't be too hard. Folks, we have a winner! So, meet my Deck Master, Flame Swordsman! As long as this guy's standing next to me, judge, there's no way I can possibly lose this duel!

You have my word as your Deck Master that I will serve you well and guide you through this duel.

Joey

[thinking] Awesome! He talks!

I assure you we shall defeat our opponent.

As you know, I will be acting as my own Deck Master. So this court is now in session. [Duel begins] Since we're in my courtroom, I'll begin this duel. Watch and learn. Now, I call Hysteric Angel to the stand. She'll make sure you the maximum sentence.

Joey

[annoyingly unimpressed] That is the most annoying monster I have ever seen! She looks just like you do, Johnson!

Silence. It's time to call out your first witness.

Joey

Yes, your Honor.