Gretchen
So, I forgot to tell you, I had sex with that dummy Ty.
Lindsay
[excitedly throwing clothes, which land on a model] WHAT?!
Gretchen
And then, later that same day, I boned his best friend.
Lindsay
[throwing more clothes] WHAT?!
Model
Should I try a walk, or...
Lindsay
Shut up!
Gretchen
Plus, he's married, so it can't be a thing. That's right--two guys in a row, just like senior prom.
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