Vernon
I'm thirsty. I ate too many Blammos and I spat on these ants too much. You got any water? I drank all my sodas.
Paul
No.
Vernon
I hear a creek.
Paul
You can't drink creek water. It's not safe.
Vernon
Nah, I can't get sick. To build my immune system, I lick weird stuff at the hospital all the time. In surg, they say scrub up, I just fake go through the motions. Come on.
Paul
That's to protect the patients.
Vernon
Agree to disagree.
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