Lindsay and Gretchen in “The Last Sunday Funday”

Ew, books are gross.

Here Lindser, I got you a book.

Har-har. Here's a book for you. It's called How Not to Be a Bitch for No Reason on Sunday Funday.

Oh, look. Here's one. It's called I'm Living a Double Life, and I Can't Be Myself Around My Husband: The Lindsay Jillian Story, volume two.

Where's volume one?

There is no volume one. You're just that stupid.