Hi.
What?
I just moved in... over there.
Of course you did.
Why do you say that?
Because the death of any interesting neighborhood is the influx of white procreators.
Oh, that's cool. My nutritionist is gay, too.
I'm not gay. I'm English.
You want to hang out sometime?
What? What are you even talking about? I'm an adult. Do you know what that means? [pause] It means that I am beset upon at all times by a tsunami of complex thoughts and struggles, unceasingly aware of my own mortality and able to contemplate the futility of everything and yet still rage against the dying of the light. [pause] So do you see how monumentally stupid you, a child, asking me "do I want to hang out sometime" is?
My dad designs video games. We get all the new ones early.
Come over around 8:00.
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