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You're the Worst · Season 1, Episode 1

Killian and Jimmy in “Pilot”

Killian

Hi.

Jimmy

What?

Killian

I just moved in... over there.

Jimmy

Of course you did.

Killian

Why do you say that?

Jimmy

Because the death of any interesting neighborhood is the influx of white procreators.

Killian

Oh, that's cool. My nutritionist is gay, too.

Jimmy

I'm not gay. I'm English.

Killian

You want to hang out sometime?

Jimmy

What? What are you even talking about? I'm an adult. Do you know what that means? [pause] It means that I am beset upon at all times by a tsunami of complex thoughts and struggles, unceasingly aware of my own mortality and able to contemplate the futility of everything and yet still rage against the dying of the light. [pause] So do you see how monumentally stupid you, a child, asking me "do I want to hang out sometime" is?

Killian

My dad designs video games. We get all the new ones early.

Jimmy

Come over around 8:00.

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