Lex Luthor quotes from Young Justice

And there you have it, faithful viewers. The latest explosive exploits of every punk's favourite heroes, the Outrageous Outsiders! We're here with U.N. Secretary General Lex Luthor. Mr. Secretary, thoughts?

It's wonderful the girl was rescued, of course. But frankly, the local constabulary could have managed that. Instead, these irresponsible super-children rush in, and the predictable result: an explosion, massive property damage. Sad.

Isolated incident or pattern?

The latter, I'm afraid. Take Bwunda, where I personally witnessed the near-death of Kid Flash. He and Wonder Girl and Beast Boy show all the maturity of kids putting on a show in their backyards. It's appalling Flash, Wonder Woman, and the League allow it. I happen to know that the parents and guardians of these teenage Outsiders are not on board with their antics. That's why I call upon the nations of the world to authorize a new hero registry, to catalogue, unmask and regulate all vigilantes, cracking down on them and holding them accountable, even for the actions of their wayward proteges. Something like what we had in the U.S. in the 1950s.

[yawns] You make some interesting points.

I'd call "interesting" an understatement, G. Gordon--

Perhaps "inaccurate" would better suit? Based on recent social media, it seems the Outsiders' parents are 100% "on board". The original Flash, Jay Garrick, even started a brand new media account to post this video.

[in video] No one could've stopped me from being a hero when I was young! So I say...

We are all Outsiders!

Oh, and look! Mr. Garrick must watch our show! Because he just posted this in response to your comments: "Fascist Hero Registry didn't work in 1950s. Won't work now. #WeAreAllOutsiders." And there's more!

It appears you're on the wrong side of, well, everyone on this, Lex.